Breath Mint
After failing in 2006, magician David Blaine finally made good on his promise to break the world's record for breath-holding. Blaine submerged himself in a sphere of water for 17 minutes and 4 seconds on Oprah ...
Spitzer Girl Gone Wild
Because the Elliott Spitzer media circus wasn't enough, the call girl in the middle, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, is now suing "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis for more than $10 million in damages. A...
Scarlett Fever
Scarlett Johansson's album of Tom Waits covers, Anywhere I Lay My Head, hits May 20. Here's the video for the first single, "Falling Down." TV on the Radio's Dave Sitek, who produced the track, is a f...
Forget Miley. It’s Annie Leibovitz Topless!!!
Unless you've been hiding inside a cave in Afghanistan, you know that Disney ingénue Miley Cyrus is "embarrassed" after being photographed "topless" for the cover of Vanity Fair. Yawn.Actually, she wasn't exac...
Polish Joke
Prince Charles may never wear the crown, but he does look stellar in a yarmulke. Britain's favorite crusty ambassador and his second banana wife, Camilla, are giving the royal blessing (and the accompanying roy...
Gallagher: The _Heeb_ Interview
If Dave Chappelle's Black Gallagher is any indication, a new generation of comics is actually paying more attention to Leo Gallagher, who has been on the road for two decades relentlessly popping one-liners and...
The Airborne Toxic Event: The _Heeb_ Interview
Named for a line in the Don DeLillo book White Noise L.A. band The Airborne Toxic Event suddenly found itself this year with a shit-hot full-length album recorded and a song in regular play on a major radio sta...
Daft Punk’s Electroma: The _Heeb_ Review
By Jed OelbaumDaft Punk has been tooling around with different iterations of their "we are robots" business for awhile, but Electroma, which clocks in at over an hour, marks their most serious effort so far. B...
Four-Eyed Sandwich
Neurotic depressives have reason to rejoice--or do whatever it is neurotic depressives do when they find out that Larry David and Woody Allen will be co-staring in Allen's upcoming film. This is not the first t...
_Blade_ Gets Made
Somebody should've taken advantage of the accountants at Heeb's Hollywood Party....
Diamond Days Is Only 83 Days Away!
Diamond Days, our annual, four-day music festival moves from Brooklyn to Oakland, CA this summer. We're not yet ready to officially announce the lineup, but we are proud to confirm these venues: Thurs...