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Drunken Donuts

This past Sunday in Fremont, New Hampshire, a Christian woman on her way to Bible study class was arrested for DWI with a blood-alcohol level above .16. She also, as the local paper put it, "failed to nego...
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Mittens, Anyone?

Somewhere in heaven, an angel is gently prying the rifle away from a pair of cold dead hands. ...
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Take the Money and Frum

Nineteen-year-old black hat Avraham Rotenberg was recently identified as the man who stormed a Lakewood, New Jersey jewelry store armed with a shot gun this past February, making off with two duffel bags of jew...
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Funny Girl

"Oh my God!! Listen to this!" Kristen Schaal squeals in her appealingly cartoonish voice. She jumps off her bed, which is covered by the kind of faded, old-fashioned quilt you'd only have if you, like, grew up ...
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So Sue Me

You may know Jeff B. Cohen from his turn as Chunk in The Goonies, though these days the retired child actor hardly ever performs the truffle shuffle for his friends or ransacks damp cellars for ice cream. Now a...
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Mile Chai 700 Club

I sometimes forget that Evangelical Christians make pilgrimages to Jerusalem. Thankfully El Al, Israel's national airline, does not. The airline recently held its third annual Christian Advisory Board meetin...
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The Vindication of Steve Bartman

A startling revelation comes at this, the beginning of the 2008 major league baseball season: Steve Bartman, the infamous Cub fan who lunged after a foul ball that many Wrigley-faithful believed would have been...
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Crimes and Misdemeanors

Remember how Heeb rabbinic authority Berel B put American Apparel head Dov Charney up to that billboard (above)? Well, no good joke goes unpunished; Allen is now suing the company for $10 million. Perhaps the k...