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Urban Kvetch: Your First Day On The Job

May 4, 2010

Your First Day On The Job You get introduced to the same people five times and you still can't remember anyone's name, then you're seated at a desk and given nothing to do, so you spend the afternoon straighte...

Urban Kvetch: WebMD.com

Heeb

May 4, 2010

13 · The Kids Issue, Urban Kvetch

WebMD.com So, Mr. WebMD, I had a slight rash on my face, which turned out to be a simple allergic reaction to my moisturizer. But according to you, I had incurable facial tumors, sun poisoning, melanoma and ch...

Urban Kvetch: Your Annoying Plus One

Heeb

May 4, 2010

13 · The Kids Issue, Urban Kvetch

Your Annoying Plus One So you had to invite your new "friend" to come out with the boys. She got belligerently drunk and wouldn't stop screeching about "chilling" in a recording studio with Lenny Kravitz ("…an...

Urban Kvetch: People Who Claim To Be Afraid Of Clowns

Heeb

May 4, 2010

13 · The Kids Issue, Urban Kvetch

People Who Claim To Be Afraid Of Clowns Here's the thing: They're not. They just think that saying they are makes for some sort of childhood-trauma personality accoutrement, fostering the illusion that they're...

Urban Kvetch: “Entertainment Weekly” Columnist Stephen King

Heeb

May 4, 2010

13 · The Kids Issue, Urban Kvetch

Entertainment Weekly Columnist Stephen King This is worse than John Mayer's Esquire column. Stephen King has been locked in a log cabin in Maine for the past 40 years writing, like, three books a week. Let him...

The Rugelach Man Meets the Ice Cream King: The Ben Cohen Interview

TheRugelachMan

May 4, 2010

Vasquez from “Aliens” Chimes in on “Boobquake”

Brian Abrams

May 4, 2010

Culture

After an Iranian zealot started talking smack about cleavage causing earthquakes, Purdue co-ed Jennifer McCreight rebelled with her "Boobquake" assembly, but some are saying she proved the guy's point. A 6.5 ea...

Heebmagazine.com Relaunches

jewdar

May 4, 2010

News

We’re sure that last week, when you sat down in front of your computer with your customary martini* and tub of Vaseline, you were horrified to find that Heebmagazine.com wasn’t there. We pray both that you forg...

Urban Kvetch: Giving A Sandwich To A Homeless Guy

Heeb

May 4, 2010

12 · The Love Issue, Urban Kvetch

Giving A Sandwich To A Homeless Guy How generous of you to offer that homeless guy the crappy half-eaten sandwich rolled up in foil at the bottom of your $595 Coach leather duffel bag. I can't imagine why they...

Urban Kvetch: Bathroom Attendants

Heeb

May 3, 2010

10 · The Money Issue, Urban Kvetch

Bathroom Attendants It's one thing if a guy goes and picks up your car for you or carries your luggage to your room, but it's entirely another when he's solely turning the water on and off. Is there some human...

Urban Kvetch: Your 4-Year-Old

Heeb

May 3, 2010

10 · The Money Issue, Urban Kvetch

Your 4-Year-Old No, I don't want to talk to your 4-year-old on the phone. Their voice is cute, but my friend Jim imitates a good toddler character and he curses when he does it, so I'm covered. And I'm no auth...

Urban Kvetch: “Can You Make A Living With That”

Heeb

May 3, 2010

10 · The Money Issue, Urban Kvetch

"Can You Make A Living With That?" Where do you get the gall to how ask me how I support myself as an artist, you passive-aggressive fuck? Do you mean to imply that it is inconceivable that I would be able to ...

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