Your Annoying Plus One
So you had to invite your new “friend” to come out with the boys. She got belligerently drunk and wouldn’t stop screeching about “chilling” in a recording studio with Lenny Kravitz (“…and then Kenny Loggins called and I was like, ‘Lenny, it’s Kenny!’ Ha ha ha!”), sucking the fun out of the night like some drooling, narcissistic vampire. Next time, leave your fuck buddy at home—and just stumble over to her place after we’ve all had our late-night White Castle.
MICHAEL MOSHAN
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