Fresh Intelligence: Kinda Stale

It’s been a while since I’ve surfed on over to Radar Online (since celeb rag peddler AMI bought it up, to be precise), but I vaguely remember their "Fresh Intelligence" department as less, well, sour.

Take a look at this little nugget. Apparently, Scarlett Johansson is "sexy." And "beautiful." And "easygoing." Oh, and she appears in advertisements!

Thanks, Radar, but I think I’m sticking to Jewdar for all future coverage of the Kosher Danish.

What do you think?

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  1. sergal

    Scarlett Johansson “actress”actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.Original family didn’t author

  2. Anonymous

    Wait, are you referencing Michael Bay’s action-packed 2005 powerhouse, “The Island” (co-starring Ewan McGregor)?


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