According to the BBC, the donkey landed in an "atrocious manner" after being dragged half-dead across several meters of water, terrifying children and alerting adults to call the police.
Maybe getting dissed by LeBron left Bulls fans longing for a return to the glory years, because Jordan-era Bulls jerseys were everywhere at the Pitchfork Music Festival.
Penthouse PR flack Lainie Speiser's Little Book of Bit Naughty Blow Jobs is not going to teach anything that Cosmo hasn't been printing for decades (or that you didn't learn when you were 14).
Lower Dens has put together a collection of laid back jams, and Sonny and the Sunsets couldn’t have chosen a more appropriate name for their surf-pop quartet.
Not only is it awesome to see Jesucristo look on in divine pleasure at some nice titties, but the whole thing is a literary reference, a wonderfully crafted tribute to the late José Saramago.