Ever since Woody left New York City behind, he's been making films across Europe. With Germany set to be his next stop, we've got a few ideas for what his next film should be about.
We'd thought for sure that Aronofsky would hook up first, and with a Jewess, if only because he packed Black Swan with so many (Portman, Kunis, Ryder) you'd think it was a JDate promo.
We know that for a certain generation of young Jewish men, Ms. Portman was the n'est plus ultra of Jewish sex symbols. But retiring to be a stay at home mom? That's just too much!