But He Plays One in the Movies

Jewdar had, of course, hoped that Weisonofsky would go the distance, but c’est l’amour. Of the two, we’d thought for sure that Aronofsky would hook up first, and with a Jewess, if only because he packed Black Swan with so many (Portman, Kunis, Ryder) you’d think it was a JDate promo. But alas, it was not to be, and instead, it’s Rachel Weisz who walked down the aisle with toy-goy Daniel Craig. Not exactly a Member of the Tribe, but we confess that given his roles as a Mossad agent and Jewish partisan, we wonder if Rachel doesn’t have little role-playing in mind.

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About The Author


The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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