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Author Bernard Mendelbaum

Bernard Mendelbaum

Bernard Mendelbaum

Bernard Mendelbaum is a retired insurance policy man from Rye, New York.

Links for Los Bros Hernandez and the Jewesses With Attitude who Love Them

Bernard Mendelbaum
February 18, 2011
News
Love and Rockets in graphic detail, switching to German for your last words is a bad call, yeshiva students seek salvation from a bird.

Links for Sarah Silverman’s Dad’s Summer Camp

Bernard Mendelbaum
February 12, 2011
News
Photo of Sarah Silverman's dad at summer camp, the drinkable bagel, a (Jewish) birth in Palestine.

Why Just Suck the Blood When You Can Eat the Whole Shebang?

Bernard Mendelbaum
February 10, 2011
News
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What's yummier than a festive meal after a circumcision? A circumcision that is the festive meal!

Links for Theologically Deviant Streisands

Bernard Mendelbaum
February 4, 2011
News
A Streisand not Jewish enough for Israeli new immigrant status, Fat Jew on Muslim dating sites, being a Jew is more than reggae and Torah.

Valerie Geffner Paints the Town Red

Bernard Mendelbaum
February 2, 2011
Culture
Valerie Geffner makes paintings out of ram's blood, wait no, that's menstrual blood.

Links for the Newly Orthodox Exotic Dancer

Bernard Mendelbaum
January 28, 2011
News
Former exotic dancer with child from interfaith relationship in custody battle, the son of a stifling Jewish mother who created the neutron bomb, rabbi's flight diverted during storm.

Links for Gender-Divided Gay Orthodox Prayer Services

Bernard Mendelbaum
January 22, 2011
News
1
For these Orthodox Jews, the opposite sex is an unwanted distraction during prayers. So, we figure, Israel's next war with Lebanon will be against the state, liking X before it was popular.

Links for the End of a Rough Week

Bernard Mendelbaum
January 14, 2011
News
Queen Esther faces renewed Persian aggression, David Frum must be getting baked.
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Messiah Watch: The Rise of Fat Jew

Bernard Mendelbaum
January 9, 2011
Culture
1
A star is born. Fat Jew emerges from the riffraff of the twitterati.

Links for a Middle Eastern Mickey

Bernard Mendelbaum
January 6, 2011
News
Disney to set up shop in Haifa, Jackie Mason the musical, the true enemies of rabbinic Judaism.

Westboro Baptist’s Parody of Bette Midler’s “From A Distance”

Bernard Mendelbaum
January 4, 2011
Culture
2
Westboro Baptist reaches for the gold with a Bette Midler cover.
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Dolchnakov Brigade’s debut show at Heebonism

Bernard Mendelbaum
December 31, 2010
Culture
Marcy Playground drummer, Shlomi Lavie, debuts his solo project, Dolchnakov Brigade, at Heebonism.
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