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Author Bernard Mendelbaum

Bernard Mendelbaum

Bernard Mendelbaum

Bernard Mendelbaum is a retired insurance policy man from Rye, New York.

Links for the Kosher Condom

Bernard Mendelbaum
December 30, 2010
News
1
A new condom that doesn't add dairy to your meat, a hero of Ethiopian Jewry, the 400,000 year old Tel Avivian.

Jihad Bells From Israeli TV

Bernard Mendelbaum
December 30, 2010
Culture, TV
An Israeli parody of Muslim well-wishes on Christmas.

Links for Asians Sleeping in the Library

Bernard Mendelbaum
December 23, 2010
News
A woman seeks a mystic's blessing for marriage, one man fights back against the Jewish plot to enslave the Greeks, and there are more of us here (depending on how you count).

Midget Amy Winehouse

Bernard Mendelbaum
December 20, 2010
Culture
1
This Amy Winehouse can handle her drugs even less.
Jewish for Christmas

I’ll Be Jewish for Christmas

Bernard Mendelbaum
December 17, 2010
Culture
1
Katie Goodman of Broad Comedy has the song of the year for being Jewish on Christmas.

Links for the Secret Jews of Turkey

Bernard Mendelbaum
December 16, 2010
News
Nick Cave meets Kafka, Orthodox cross employee's religious expression, keep it pimpin'.

Ellen Sirot Gets Hand Slapped

Bernard Mendelbaum
December 13, 2010
Uncategorized
1
Comic actress Michaela Watkins reaches out to bitch slap a hand model.

Happy Chanukah from Hipster Hitler

Bernard Mendelbaum
December 10, 2010
Shtick
The funniest Chanukah message this year came from an unlikely source.

Links for a Beloved New York Mayor

Bernard Mendelbaum
December 9, 2010
News
Ed Koch gets bridge, Orthodox slumlords, Jewish feminists need to be more petty.
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Wigging Out

Bernard Mendelbaum
December 7, 2010
Culture
1
On national television, an ultra-Orthodox couple seeks compensation for a wig destroyed by their dry cleaners.

Links for Superhero Hellenists

Bernard Mendelbaum
December 2, 2010
News
9
Foreskin Man vs. Monster Mohel (the graphic novel), mastectomy parties are the new sweet sixteen, move over spring water.

Links in 3D

Bernard Mendelbaum
November 26, 2010
News
1
Schindler's List in 3D, a kosher turkey divides, at least we aren't as inbred as the mizrahim.
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