Ten Days Til the _Heeb_ Olympics

Four athletes (and we use that term loosely) compete in events ranging from "Yarmulke Discus" to "Gefilte Fish Wrestling." The winner will receive the Heeb gold: a lifetime supply of Gold’s mustard, that is. Only right here at Heebmagazine.com.

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The Grand Conspirator

The Grand Conspirator is part of a secret Semitic society that traces its roots to Medieval Salamanca. He will be saying Kaddish for Soupy Sales for the rest of his life.

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  1. Puck

    I wouldn’t have thought a Yarmulke has enough weight to allow you to throw it very far…?

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