Studio to Russell Crowe: “Hold the Ham!”

I’ve always had the theory that the Sheriff of Nottingham (Robin Hood’s conniving, tax-hiking nemesis) wore a six-pointed star. So, I was disappointed to find out that he is now being denied his long overdue shot at setting the record stright against that no good bow-and-arrow wielding pinko. The Russell Crowe vehicle, Nottingham, which seeks to portray the sheriff as a sympathetic character has been indefinitely put on hold. On the bright side, this may make room for my spec script, Genghis Kahn and the Amazing Kitten Rescue.

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