Who’s the Mack?

Through the ages, Man has looked to the heavens, seeking guidance on this question. Now, at long last, we have an answer: Nicholas Sarkozy. What earns 2nd degree Mischling Sarko this honor? The lovely and talented Missus Sarko, aka, Carla Bruni. For those who haven’t been paying attention, France’s first lady is a supermodel-heiress, more than 10 years his younger. We’ll say it again: Supermodel-heiress.

That’s not a real thing; that’s the sort of nonsense that a horny 13 year old would come up with–"Man, wouldn’t it be freakin’ awesome to hook up with a supermodel-heiress?"

And so, for making the impossible real, Sarko is now and forever, the once and future Mack.

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About The Author

jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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