Through the ages, Man has looked to the heavens, seeking guidance on this question. Now, at long last, we have an answer: Nicholas Sarkozy. What earns 2nd degree Mischling Sarko this honor? The lovely and talented Missus Sarko, aka, Carla Bruni. For those who haven’t been paying attention, France’s first lady is a supermodel-heiress, more than 10 years his younger. We’ll say it again: Supermodel-heiress.
That’s not a real thing; that’s the sort of nonsense that a horny 13 year old would come up with–"Man, wouldn’t it be freakin’ awesome to hook up with a supermodel-heiress?"
And so, for making the impossible real, Sarko is now and forever, the once and future Mack.