Your Inescapable Wedding Photos
Didn’t I make a big deal and celebrate with you after he proposed? Bought you like, five gifts and paid $300 for that ugly dress? Yet now, whenever I want to post a passive-aggressive comment on my ex-boyfriend’s wall, I’m forced to see one of your three million wedding photos. Your “big day” is not an historical event that must be honored again and again. You’ve been married for two years. It’s done. Oh, and we’ve been lying to you. You have gotten fat since the wedding.
DANA MACKOVER
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