The Vegetarian Option
Mr. Parmesan Chicken sitting next to me is served a brownie for dessert and all I get is a piece of cantaloupe and half a grape? I paid the same price for my airplane ticket and yet the serving size of my vegetarian meal suggests that I am anorexic. They actually compensate by serving the vegetarian meal before everyone else is served, which only means that I’m trapped waiting for my carnivorous neighbor to finish his chocolatey dessert before I can get to the toilet.
KATE PRESS
TORONTO, CANADA
(READER SUBMITTED)
Hey, you could have ordered the chicken parm.
You’d be less gassy after, too, mitigating the bathroom problem.
See? Sanctimony gone, solution gained!