The Vegetarian Option
Mr. Parmesan Chicken sitting next to me is served a brownie for dessert and all I get is a piece of cantaloupe and half a grape? I paid the same price for my airplane ticket and yet the serving size of my vegetarian meal suggests that I am anorexic. They actually compensate by serving the vegetarian meal before everyone else is served, which only means that I’m trapped waiting for my carnivorous neighbor to finish his chocolatey dessert before I can get to the toilet.
KATE PRESS
TORONTO, CANADA
(READER SUBMITTED)
1 comment
Oren Nimelman
May 6, 2010
Hey, you could have ordered the chicken parm.
You’d be less gassy after, too, mitigating the bathroom problem.
See? Sanctimony gone, solution gained!