Africans and Asians around the world spend billions of dollars annually on skin bleaching creams and white people think, “How sad.” Get real, you orange-glowing hypocrites. Bronzing creams make you look like an alien with a skin cancer fetish. Furthermore, there is nothing un-sexier than waking up from a night of passion to massive bronze skid marks on your sheets.
FREETOWN, SIERRA LEONE
Urban Kvetch: Skin Bronzer