Urban Kvetch: Skin Bronzer

Skin Bronzer
Africans and Asians around the world spend billions of dollars annually on skin bleaching creams and white people think, “How sad.” Get real, you orange-glowing hypocrites. Bronzing creams make you look like an alien with a skin cancer fetish. Furthermore, there is nothing un-sexier than waking up from a night of passion to massive bronze skid marks on your sheets.
KATE PRESS
FREETOWN, SIERRA LEONE
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