Urban Kvetch: Julian Assange Sympathizers

Really? This is your hero? The guy who’s a dead ringer for Colin Mochrie of Who’s Line Is It Anyway? (Uncanny, right?) Some guy gets thrown in jail for an alleged rape and you think it’s your right to take down Mastercard, PayPal, and Amazon? During Christmas shopping season? Man, you’re a bully and a Grinch.

And another thing; remember when you were younger and your parents discussed things in another language at the dinner table? These things were private and important and not for you. Not everything has to be understood, you yente. It’s time to grow up and realize that you voted these government officials into office and now it’s time for them to have their big boy talk without you, the little nudnik, jumping up and down and screaming, LEMME HEAR! LEMME HEAR!

Now stop masking your mischievousness as “an important mission” because at the end of the day all you really want to do is fuck shit up, right? Which is fine by us, just don’t get all Joan of Arc-martyrdom on us. Gosh.

What do you think?

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  1. John

    I think this “article” is terribly condescending. You project your own lack of principles onto others and assume that a person’s actions can be motivated by something greater than self-advancement or wanton lust. Those are not the only two sources of motivation possible in a person.


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