So, you’ve got some horrible illness that lands you in the hospital and puts you in a perpetual state of discomfort. What a great time to get to meet “Arnie,” your new roommate. Who was the architectural genius with the insight to make every hospital room double-occupancy? Did it not occur to anybody that when you need a restful, low-stress and, not to mention, germ-free environment, it might not be the best time to get to know another diseased individual?
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Urban Kvetch: Hospital Roomates