Urban Kvetch: Gardens in Brooklyn

Gardens in Brooklyn
People from Brooklyn always want to show you their gardens. “I could never afford this garden in Manhattan,” they tell me. Come on. Your garden is three square feet. You can’t fit four tomatoes in your garden. A dog took a crap in your garden and an ant stuck a flag in it. I’ve eaten salads bigger than your garden. Photosynthesis is an unproven theory in your garden! Your garden is a piece of shit.

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