While I’m impressed that you predicted that St. Louis Ram Steven Jackson would score a huge number of imaginary points, I’d really prefer that you shut up. Fantasy football is exactly what it claims to be: fantasy. And no one wants to hear about your fantasies except your analyst. Wake up and smell the coffee—you’re not the general manager of a professional football team. Oh, and while I’m at it, you’re not a screenwriter either.
Urban Kvetch: Fantasy Football