Do I need to read about your intimate moments with each other? Do you think I really need to know when you guys are "getting that anal feeling again"? Then you chime in: "Don’t mind my boyfriend. He’s drunk and celebrating with me." Wait! Are you sitting on the couch together, thigh-to-thigh with your macs on your laps, posting comments about anal? Ef this shit. I’m switching back to MySpace.Got a kvetch? Send your 75-word complaints to us at [email protected].