Startup car service Uber is back in hot water after senior VP Emil Michael he suggested that journalists critical of the billion-dollar company should be subject to opposition research. And this is only the latest in a long series of troubling missteps and PR blunders for the company. Still, for all the allegations of Uber’s shady hiring, sexist ad campaigns, and alarming data handling, things could always be much, much worse.
Meet “Schlep”, the Uber alternative imagined by Elite Daily, run entirely by Long Island Jewish mother stereotypes.
[h/t Tyler, via Elite Daily]