The Monster Ticket

A funny thing happened this past weekend when the worlds of politics and tabloid sensationalism merged to bring us the Hillary Clinton/Bigfoot story. A few weeks ago, a Georgia duo discovered the hairy half-man, half-ape, but the story broke just as Hillary supporters cheered the fulfillment of their own dubious dream.

Part sideshow and part deserved honor, Hillary will speak on the 88th anniversary of the day women were granted the right to vote. And if you thought her appearance at Mayor Bloomberg’s recent birthday party was her last moment to shine, you just wait until the Convention.

Despite the rumors, Sasquatch will not be running as Obama’s VP even though two very tenacious bigfoot (feet?) hunters have finally come across the motherload: pics, DNA samples and an 8-foot, 500-pound body. A press conference was held Friday afternoon in Palo Alto, California to present the team’s findings. Apparently, the actual carcas is in an unspecified freezer somewhere in Georgia.

They say it has reddish hair, blackish-gray eyes, and no pantsuit.

What do you think?

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  1. iconic

    Barack should embrace the pantsuit….
    Hillary would be the best VP choice!

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