_Time Out_ may have published “our holiday gift guide”:http://www.timeout.com/newyork/articles/features/24789/festival-of-delights, but far be it from us to claim that we’re the sole arbiters of Jewish present-giving. In fact, no matter how you’re opting to construct yourself as a capitalist subject this holiday season, it seems like there is a gift guide out there for you. Here are some of the most noteworthy:
Jewish Geeks
“_Gearlog.com_”:http://www.gearlog.com/2007/12/chosen_tech_the_eight_coolest.php lists the perfect presents for techie Jews trying to one-up one another in nerdmanship, including menorahs made of LED-lights and scrapped Vespas (pictured above).
Jewish Hippies
“_Treehugger.com_”:http://www.treehugger.com/files/2005/11/holiday_gifts_f.php lists gifts like free-trade chocolate gelt and a recycled glass menorah for socially-conscious Semites.
Jewish Soccer Moms
“_People.com_”:http://offtherack.people.com/2007/12/05/gifts-for-everyone-hanukkah-must-haves/ covers its middle American, Jewish mom base by plugging gifts from Target, Tiffany, and strangely, _heebmagazine.com_.
Jewish Hipster Moms
If your mom is too cool for Hebrew school, check out the gift guide on “_DesignistDream.com_”:http://designistdream.com/ and its DIY-goodies.
Jewish Dogs
Remember when you tried to pin a yarmulke on Rover? An innocent mistake that can now be avoided with these specialized canine gifts at “_Bowwowgiftbasket.com_”:http://www.bowwowgiftbasket.com/hanukkahdoggift.
Jewish Retards
“_TheCorporateGiftBaskets.com_”:http://www.ifilm.com/video/2918357 offers a slideshow of hanukkah-themed gift-baskets, “guaranteed to be 100 percent kosher,” and also 100 percent unimaginative.
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