Reports are in saying he wanted to have a "powerful, Jewish Hollywood figure" followed so he could "bust his knee caps" as punishment for "public humiliation."
With the reemergence of Mel Gibson in public consciousness, it didn't take long for the lulz to come around the bend -- screenshots of his movies with hilarious overlaid text, to be exact.
Larry King will pimp bagels, the Japanese create a menstruation machine, a Kentucky couch potato records herself for eight minutes reviewing What Women Want and more.
I hold no grudge against the anti-Semite, especially after one reporter jabbed at 'em for the "Sugartits" thing during his Edge of Darkness press tour, but this is pretty damn funny....