Granted, I don’t know much about the theological nuances of baptism in Christianity, but I’m pretty sure that Sarah Palin’s “waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists” remarks at the NRA’s “Stand and Fight” rally isn’t doctrinally accurate. The Jewish equivalent to Gov. You Betcha’s interpretation of millennia-old ritual observance?
“When we give terrorists a bris, we chop their entire dick off, and afterwards everyone enjoys a nice whitefish salad.
Try, if you can, to make it to the seven minute mark for Sarah’s religious musing: