RIP: The Deli Sandwich (You Had a Good Run)

I don’t actually know Jeff Solensky. I’m sure he’s a nice guy who is loved by his friends and family. I’m sure he probably has plenty of terrific qualities that make him a pleasure to chat with work, and a joy to see at parties. I’m sure, in fact, that he didn’t mean to unleash something this evil, this vile, this unacceptable on the Earth. But, here we are.

Jeff Solensky, you are truly history’s greatest monster.

May god have mercy on your – and all of our – souls.

What do you think?

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