Religious Teen Heartthrobs Sing “One Mitzvah at a Time”

Filmed on location at the greatest Jewish youth event ever, the Moshiach Times Band performs their smash-hit “One Mitzvah at a Time.” MTB’s Tzadik, Elijah, Navi, and Jesse are not only cuter but holier than the Disney-spawned Christ humpers who dominate the genre. Unfortunately, their fans, unlike The Jonas Brothers’s, are all religious Jewish girls, leaving almost no chance one will fool around in the temple bathroom.

What do you think?

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alexr

Alex Rubin is a grumpy punster. He is also a musician & writer. Born a middle child in Maryland with a passion for Judeo-Erotic Fan Fiction, he arrived at Heeb after completing The Diary of Anne Spank. He currently resides in Coney Island (no soliciting).

11 Responses

  1. cannabissel

    Jdub should sign these guys. Music is definitely an extension of their Jewish identity.

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  2. snuffweedbooze

    Best Jewish boy band since The Knack.
    Give ’em a rekkid contract, get Prescott Niles to produce (He needs something to do, besides getting drunk with Magic Matt…) and watch the gold discs roll in.

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  3. Anonymous

    Google may pay heed. “Level of community support is certainly one supra parts of the factors we’re considering,” says a Google spokesman who Reply

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