Reem Job

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Virtual tzadik that Jewdar is, we were never among those Heebeastes who, over the years, enthused about every Jew who dropped their pants on film.   That said, we do nonetheless have the habit of checking the obits and marking the deaths of Jews who who had an impact on society.  And thus we come to report the passing of one Herbert Streicher, better known to the world as “Harry Reems.”  Say what you will about it and him, it is certainly worth noting that the first big (it’s funny that we used that word, because it can suggest both the level of fame he achieved and the size of his penis) porn star also had one of the most famous brisses in the world.  Reems ultimately left the business, settled down, got married, and made a nice living as a real estate agent.  As for his conversion to Christianity, well, while Jewdar sincerely extends sympathy to his widow, like the old Jew who converted on his deathbed said when asked why, “better one of them than one of us.”

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About The Author

jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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