Paul McCartney, as everyone knows, has walked down the aisle for the third time, married Jewess #2 and thus corrected the error of his ways. But while he and Nancy Shevell may not have walked down the chupah, Paul may be in line for another Jewish ceremony. Word on the street is that he promised the missus he’d become a Member of the Tribe, and is preparing himself for the big day. So the Big Question is, will Paul be getting a trim for his little mop top?
Kol tuv uv’racha…Tzeth’a leShalom veShuvh’a LeShalom…
STEPHAN PICKERING / Chofetz Chayim ben-Avraham
Linda Eastman was Jewish??? I swear I had no idea.
Born Linda Epstein.
I don’t know about conversion but his wife is really pretty! I hope she treats him better than the wooden leg lady.
Walked down the Chupah? Maybe stood under the Chupah.
Hatafat dam, not brit milah
He will have to be circumised if he isn’t.
again I say, “walked down the chupah” why dont you ask someone what a chupah is before you write about it.
This is nothing but great news. We need a Jewish Beatle!
McCartney with a Yomika
Makes me want to Vomika
God, I hope not, for his sake. I’m proud to be Jewish but we really need to shed this barbaric practice of genital mutilation on our menfolk.
The song “Eleanor Rigby” will now be known as “Sylvia Fishman”
Hey Jew,don’t make it bad,take a sad song and make it better.
William – yes, that is correct — I suppose that is what the author was getting at with his comment “Paul be getting a trim for his little mop top”.
The author of the article suggests one can “walk down a chupah” How is that possible? Maybe if a gigantic storm comes and the chupah sails away in a violent wind, and finally falls to the ground and becomes a colorful rug…then perhaps one could walk on it.
But that wouldn’t be a very auspicious start to a marriage.
Jewish Beatle #2; Richard Starkey is #1.
Love, Love me Jew! I heard the news today, Oy Vey!!
I wanta hold your bagel.
A entire new fad. Jewish versions of all Beatle songs. The Magical Knishes Tour.
Eleanor Ringstein. take it away gang. . . .
“Jewish Beatle #2; Richard Starkey is #1.”
He claims he isn’t: http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=85
Whack his pee-pee !
I love Paul Maccartney. He is half Catholic,half protestant,married Jewish New York,sang about black & white together on the piano ,& his new wife looks lovely & he is putting her first…
He will still need to shed blood in the schmecky, cause gentile circumcisions don’t count!
I wonder what movement / denomination he is going to follow and do his conversion through?
Actually, he is already circumcised. Lennon wasn’t, though. Why so much negativity Luek? Comments like yours make me not want to post anything because I don’t like being associated with people who make ugly statements. Please do some soul searching and consider who you think benefits from your hateful comments. You make the world a more miserable place with your spew. Congratulations.
“I’m proud to be Jewish but we really need to shed this barbaric practice of genital mutilation on our menfolk.”
Very well said, Ali! Blood rituals are a disturbing remnant of human and animal sacrifice (see Leonard Glick’s Marked in Your Flesh), and the right to bodily integrity starts at birth. I recommend to everyone Ronald Goldman’s Questioning Circumcision: A Jewish Perspective.
poor paul’s paul will be a nowhere man.
Whether pm has the cut or not..it’s no skin off my nose…..someone should warn him of the pain and consequences though….it took me two years to walk after mine….
Gary Carp, sorry about your experience. If he’s already circumcized, they draw three drops of blood. My son had this done because his bris was not kosher and he said it was no big deal. And as for Andrew K “the right to bodily integrity starts at birth” — last I looked Paul is an adult and can choose for himself.
Hey Jewdar 101 airborne is a 4 yr hitch??
She loves Jew, yeah, yeah, yeah! [rimshot]
Paul is on a journey. Baptised Catholic, then pagan and now back to the one true God. One more positive step back towords his Catholic roots! Yes, Catholicism is the fruit of Judaism and Jesus is the Messiah! Don’t assume you know the Catholic Church by Her detractors; read the saints and the Catechism of the Catholic Church for yourself.
God bless!
I have a cousin that foolishly did the same thing many years ago. Not because he believed in Judaism, but rather just to satisfy his Jewish wife. They have been divorced for quite a few years and he doesn’t worship in Judaism or in the Catholic faith he was born into. If anyone converts from one religion to another without believing in it, that is pure foolishness.
I’m in, Can’t Buy Me Latkas, With a Little Help From My Zader, Norwegian Lox,
shabbat,mezuzah,kosher,prayer,tzedakeh,chesed,tzniyut,torah,mikvah,kiddush,pesach,yom kipur,chanukah,tefillin.taharat hamishpacha,emunah,
paul has his work cut out for himself.
Correction: Ringo is not Jewish.
Brian Epstein, their manager, was Jewish, though! None of the foursome were however……at least not yet. *smiles!*
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Linda Eastman’s “original” last name was Epstein. I remember reading that her father was involved in his Reform temple.
Why not a Jewish beetle? Isnt Yoko a Japaneese beetle?
Hey Jew
What’s with all the stigma’s here?
These are two seasoned adults! If this is his promise to his current wife, more power to them! Paul, coming from liverpool, where he was exposed to Judaism by way of his original manager Epstein is not a stranger to our faith, so much nachas to the couple!
I always thought he was chosen. He’s the cutest man I ever saw, he’s talented beyond belief, he’s wealthy, he put Linda on a pedestal and is family oriented and was always close to his kids, he’s a vegetarian and advocates humane values towards animals and people. He brings love, peace and joy to the world, and weirdly enough, I always thought he seemed to have a soul of a moshiach, on some level. He’s sensible, down to earth, and kind. He’s the perfect man. If he converts, what a statement about the Jewish religion and what mazel for the Jewish people. I am a recent convert and a 25 year vegan. Paul is beautiful inside and out. It’s no coincidence millions of women wanted to marry Paul. He’s the best and the Jews should be proud. Thank you. G-D bless. Dawn of A New Era, the girl that loved him since she was three.
It does not matter whether he converts, nor whether he gets “circumcised”. The question for Paul is whether or not his heart has been circumcised. Let those who have ears…….
Hmm is he going to change his name to Mcartsteen?
1. “Walk down the Chupa” was a slip of the keypad; I know what a chupa is, having stood underneath my own.
2. Back when I enlisted, one could enlist in the infantry for 2 years; ending up a puking buzzard was simply luck of the draw.
“Come together/Right now/Jehovah me.”
Sorry Mr. Bingo- the only wafers Paul will be eating will be Matzot
from now on! From now on Dec 25th is just another work day …..
Lucy in the Catskills with Manischewitz?
For the benefit of Mr. Klein?
Sgt. Goldstein’s lonely Yenta’s band
Yesterday, all my tsuris seemed so far away.
Back in the Y.M.H.A.
Big Tipper
“Shalom, Shalom” (you say Shalom and I say Shalom)
Honey Cake
I want to hold your stock portfolio
I’ve Just Seen a Punim
Miami Beach, Hey Hey Hey
Lovely Rivka
Magical Mystery Schnorer
Nowhere Mensch
Agorot Lane
Please Mr. Rothman
The Shlemiel on the Hill
The Continuing Story of Bungalow Boaz
Three Cool Katz
Ticket to Shuel
Twist and Kvetch
Why don’t we do it in the Mikvah
You’re going to lose that option to buy
Sadie Madoff
Leave my piskah alone
I feel beseder
An interesting take to the legacy of the Beetles and his own creative life. I only hope that he is doing this for the right reasons. He seems to be not only creative, eloquent, and intelligent, but a reasoning person. So, I am sure that he has thought this through and not in haste.
I’ve been a fan since 1964 but I’ve just about lost all respect for the man after he played for the fraud Barry Soetero at the WH. G.W. Bush was a horrible pResident but King Barry has exceeded even his corruption, I loathe him and Michelle Antoinette. IsraHell is a terrorist state, long live Palestine.