People Cursing Passover on Twitter

How did people talk about Passover before Twitter? I really don’t want to know. Happy Fuckin’ Passover.

Passover starts tonight. Fuck. Let me go overdose on bread….

— Rachel (@kissvampiregrin) April 6, 2012

Fuck Passover I want some good food

— Jacob Rockoff (@rockoff_5) April 6, 2012

Oh my. Passover started?! Fuck. I’ve been nibbling on Cheerios for the past hour :O

— Sabrina Jonas(@sabjonas) April 6, 2012

@manuelaOreo yeah passover blows. Fuck keeping kosher.

— Jeff Fuerst(@JRFuerst24) April 6, 2012

@annefrank123_ your Jewish you dumb fuck its passover

— Jeremy Placenta(@PicantePiacente) April 6, 2012

It’s too bad the new American Pie is opening the first night of Passover, because Jim can’t eat pie tonight, probably can’t even fuck it

— Ian (@muddymudskipper) April 6, 2012

Ugh. Im going to the dinner and we have nothing to eat cuz we cant eat something with flour. Lol strange holiday. Fuck you passover

— inasexual. ღ (@Moanchele) April 6, 2012

FUCK PASSOVER #

— #WOODIE(@lilcbetch) April 6, 2012

Christianity managed to hijack every religious holiday, for example:#Easter = #SpringSolstice = #Passover =Fuck You, thieves and liars!

— Nessa (@godlessMomma) April 6, 2012

@jglaze88 fuck a passover im gonna be looking for eggs all weekend like a freshman frat boy looks for herpes

— James Gerlock (@gerlockitup) April 6, 2012

Passover: God high as fuck… Killing babies and shit!

— Jesus Eliecer Roman (@txutxito) April 6, 2012

Good Friday… More like Passover… Fuck of Christians #jews #werule#fuckoff

— 〽att Killjoy Wrubel (@iamtheforger) April 6, 2012

FUCK YEAH HEY PASSOVER MACAROONS IMMA GONNA EAT THE HOLY FUCK OUT OF YOU SO HARD TONIGHT!

— Nadine von Cohen (@nadinevoncohen) April 6, 2012

Fuck Passover. Jew making us leave early tmrw..damn lol

— Chung (@Daniel_Jaay) April 6, 2012

“Are you going to do Passover.” “Fuck no, I’m eating bread!” #happyhour

— Alex Rubalcava (@Alex_Rubes) April 5, 2012

Fuck keeping passover #ilovebread

— Brittney Jensen(@BrittneyJensen_) April 6, 2012