Prepuceterous!
Apparently, the only piece of Jesus that didn't rise to heaven—his foreskin— "is missing.":http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/faith/12248886.html The prepuce had supposedly been kept above the altar of a chur...
Never Mind the Matzoh Ball: It’s Heebonism!
This year, our annual post-Chinese food calorie-burner happens in New York, Los Angeles, Denver, Chicago and Portland.
*Heebonism New York* will take place at the Knitting Factory and start with an hour-lon...
Jewdar
*Rhymes With "Chagall"*
Jewdar has long followed the career of martial artist, action star, PETAphile, energy drink entrepreneur, environmentalist, musician, reincarnation of a Tibetan lama and all-around awes...
The Accidental Shiksa
No, she doesn't just play one on TV. Cheryl Hines as you've never seen her before.
Campus Crusader
Camille Paglia has offended the greatest minds of her generation. Now the cultural critic is defending religion from its critics.
Aryans Have More Fun!
Blonde hair, blue eyes, a dreary post-industrial landscape—what more could a _Heeb_ reader ask for? Winona Barton-Ballentine shoots our sexiest fashion feature yet.
Hijinx
Comic artist Evan Dorkin offers readers an unusual recipe.
It’s A Mad Mad World
"Something is very wrong with me," says Frank Einstein in the first issue of Mike Allred's cult-classic comic book series, _Madman_, published sporadically since the early '90s. Frank's insecurity stems from hi...
The Bush, The Virgin, The Jew And The Cinderblock Bible
When Josh Swiller traveled to Africa to build a well, he never intended to dig himself into a hole.
Hairy Christmas
Zach Galifianakis's new Brooklyn apartment is almost bare. There's a couch and a table with a vase of sunflowers, some books and papers. Taped up on the adjacent wall are three maps of the Middle East. "Oh, don...
The Secret Life of Shabbos Goys
What shadowy figures warm the dinners and light the homes of Orthodox Jews on the Sabbath? Adam Bright delves into the world of the goys behind the curtain.
Office Party Time
Next Monday, _Heeb_ Magazine is having its annual office party in "our new Brooklyn Headquarters":http://dumbonyc.com/2007/11/27/heebmagazine-interview/, but you're not invited. It's true that we no longer publ...
