Neurotic depressives have reason to rejoice--or do whatever it is neurotic depressives do when they find out that Larry David and Woody Allen will be co-staring in Allen's upcoming film. This is not the first t...

Then She Found Me, Helen Hunt's misguided directorial debut (due out May 1), tells the winding tale of a married grade school teacher who experiences: the death of her adoptive mother, the departure of her imma...

Somebody should've taken advantage of the accountants at Heeb's Hollywood Party....

That hairdo is good for more than hiding drugs and shivs, it can back up a mean headbutt too. Good thing, considering Winehouse may be joining her husband in prison soon. British police have launched a formal i...

Last week, ABC produced a story called "Achoo! The Worst Cities for Spring Allergy Sufferers." Allergy sufferers everywhere now have a comprehensive list of cities to avoid. (All of you who can't hand...

Diamond Days, our annual, four-day music festival moves from Brooklyn to Oakland, CA this summer. We're not yet ready to officially announce the lineup, but we are proud to confirm these venues: Thurs...

If the Jews were slaves in Egypt today, certainly crappy Jewish parody videos would have been one of the Ten Plagues inflicted upon their taskmasters.

The last we checked on Tom Cruise and his Nazi biopic Valkyrie, the real-life son of the film's main character Claus Von Stauffenberg was telling the crazed actor to "go climb a mountain."Since then, ...

When Hillary Clinton's Pennsylvania recruiters began hearing the Passover excuse from her supporters, they tried to summon volunteers with this pitch: "Make your exodus to Pennsylvania, so we can celebrate...

Besides being _Heeb_'s Humor Editor and premier entertainment reporter, Jewdar's distinguished service with the American military has led to our recent promotion as _Heeb_'s Military Affairs Editor. It is in t...

In honor of Earth Day, some of my favorite moments in ridiculous greenwashing: The Clean Coal ads. Fuck off. Coal is not clean. Ever. Period. Nor is it a clean and renewable resource even if it is cheap, we ...

For some time, Jewdar would hear of the high-quality but low-kosher schwarma offered at the Israeli-owned Chickpea restaurants in the East Village of Manhattan, and feel nothing but a sense of rage-inducing bet...