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_Juno_: The _Heeb_ Review

*by Andrew Marantz* I have to confess: when I first saw the trailer for _Juno_, I thought it would be a _Knocked Up_ knock-off. Well, blame that misleading trailer, because _Juno_ is its own movie. And, alth...
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Eat, Drink and be Merry (or Happy)

In our continuing holiday coverage, we look at TimeOutNY.com which "lists":http://www.timeout.com/newyork/articles/features/24783/eight-great-nights-of-entertainment holiday-themed (and egg nog-free) events for...
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On to the Next Holiday…

Hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving weekend. Just in case you're not quite ready to move on to the next holiday (which begins next week!), here's an "interview":http://www.etsy.com/storque/section/thisHa...
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Apple of Our Eyes

First, there was my pervy obsession over its "flyover state breast-feeding controversy":http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/326 that made news "more than once":http://heebish.com/blog/view/353 (and not just i...
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To the Members of the WGA

To the members of the WGA who "went on strike this morning,":http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i00627c6566fe8f5ff527d3b378ec4fbd I was just reading about you guys in "_The New Yor...
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Running Buddies

Katie Holmes, Scientologist and mother of the cutest child alive, will be "running in the NYC Marathon":http://www.ok-magazine.com/news/view/2434 this Sunday. New Yorkers, keep your eyes peeled for Mrs. Tom Cru...
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Half-Time Show

In this week's "_New York_ Mag":http://nymag.com/movies/features/38323/, Gwyneth Paltrow talks about playing an overbearing pain in the ass in brother Jake's first film "_The Good Night_":http://www.thegoodnig...
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_Heeb_ Needs Interns

Wondering why our blog has been a big stagnant? Well, we're so busy getting together the next issue that we just haven't had the time to provide you with nuggets of sarcasm on a daily basis. So we've decided th...