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Bacon is So 2008

Check out _Slate_'s video, which claims that the whole bacon craze has finally come to an end. Confused pigs everywhere are rolling around in mud with glee. ...
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See James Write

James Franco has scored himself a book deal with Simon & Schuster! Hurrah! I mean, it's only natural that the world would want to read Franco's fiction. Not only does he study stream of consciousness diary ...
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_The Watchmen_: The _Heeb_ Review

To be sure, The Watchmen is not the Jewiest of films (but since this is Jewdar, the Comedian is played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who also plays the dead deforeskinned dreamboat, Judah Botwin, in Weeds), but we to...
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Lindsay Lohan Flips Again

Lindsay Lohan has anillustrioushistory of flip-flopping.In the past two years alone she's replaced: cocaine with fake stints in rehab,wangs with muffs, and now, whatever-the-fuck-religion-she-is with Judaism. A...
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_Heeb_ Prevails in Ping Pong

Two nights ago at the Fat Cat, Saucony sponsored a pingpong tourney for a slew of NYC media companies. (If you recall last summer, the sneaker company treated us to a few happy hours and whiffleball games in Ce...
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Fidel Castro: Blogger

Blogging. It's not just for those pesky kids anymore. Now even retired dictators are getting into the act.Apparently Fidel Castro is now padding a resume already stuffed with revolutionary and el presidente. A ...