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Back to Black?

Apparently, Amy Winehouse went to the Caribbean on holiday a soul singer and came back boasting a new reggae-flavored sound. And, apparently, it ain't good. So bad, in fact, that she has to come up with a whole...
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Squatter’s Rights

I know it's crude, but you have to appreciate that this little setup has been my ass's saving grace. It's way too difficult to drop a bomb in our Brooklyn bathroom with five co-workers typing away at their keyb...
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P.M.S. Funny

Some say that www.pmsbuddy.com (a website that alerts your friends and neighbors when Aunt Flow is in town) is just lightly masked URL trash rolling the clock back on Women's Lib.However, one regional mommy blo...
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Delicious Bar Mitzvah Photo Cake

Wondering what to do with your old Bar Mitzvah photos? Aside from putting them up on your JDate profile or Facebook page, why not put them on a cake? All of the fun of your Bar Mitzvah, plus frosting. This part...
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Ode To A Sitcom Queen

You used to be my hero and used to make me laugh. But now your tired punchlines are merely ugly gaffes. I placed you on a pedestal, which somehow never crashed. Until your zany blogging made me see you as whi...
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Keel Over Beethoven

As the scruffy artists file into their lab for design class at Brooklyn multi-arts space, 3rd Ward, each lets out a small, discernable gasp. For there on the room's sole couch lounges Saturday Night Live cast m...
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Celebrity Skins

They dream of their big break, cranking out lyrics and licks, lusting after the limelight. They're your typical rock band—only racist.
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Chai Times with Sean Paul

The moment he rolls up to the joint—I mean, hotel suite—it's easy to see that 36-year-old Jamaican reggae and dancehall megastar Sean Paul has it all: brains, talent and plenty of green (backs, that is). Paul t...
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Keel Over Beethoven

As the scruffy artists file into their lab for design class at Brooklyn multi-arts space, 3rd Ward, each lets out a small, discernable gasp. For there on the room's sole couch lounges Saturday Night Live cast m...