Bar Refaeli Proves Print Isn’t Dead
I didn't realize that Esquire was still in business, but apparently Bar Refeali is on this month's cover. Yeah, we hit that shit last summer. ...
Israeli Woman Tries, Fails to Commit Suicide
In the above video, an Israeli woman lies down on a set of train tracks in what appears to be a suicide attempt, only to get up and walk away after the train passes by. Suicide FAIL (perhaps the only brand of...
Paris Hilton Wants a New Mideast BFF
Paris Hilton is going to the Middle East to do what the likes of Condoleezza Rice, George Mitchell and Tony Blair have never accomplished in the region: Find a new best friend.The heiress is attempting to furth...
Premiere of New _Tonight Show_ Recycles Old Joke
"No one thought you could do it....No one, not one person," said Will Ferrell to Conan O'Brien last night. Ferrell was O'Brien's first guest on The Tonight Show and set the tone for much of the humor ...
Tom Cruise: “I hate the Nazis. I hate Hitler.”
On May 19, United Artists released a two-disc special edition DVD of last year's Tom Cruise/Bryan Singer teamup, Valkyrie. The package includes a featurette on the true story of Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg's...
Cast Your Vote for Joanna Angel
Porn star and former Heeb cover girl Joanna Angel has been nominated for a bunch of F.A.M.E. (Fans of Adult Media Entertainment) Awards: favorite female starlet, best star website and favorite anal starlet. Tho...
Judd Apatow’s After School Special
I gotta say, I was a little overexcited when a clip from a new show titled Yo Teach! landed in my e-mail box this week. I mean, it features super fox Jason Schwartzman, a casting choice that makes it exceedingl...
FBI Hopes Doll Name Blunder Will Lead to Fugitive’s Arrest
So apparently American Girl is making lemons into lemonade over this whole their-new-doll-shares-a-name-with-a-wanted-criminal-thing. Beth Anne Steele, a rep for the FBI, told The New York Times, "Any publicity...
NBA Gladiators Set for Battle this Thursday
After an 82 game season, the first round of the playoffs, conference semi-finals and conference finals, the dream matchup that everyone has been talking about finally became a reality when the Orlando Magic kno...
Van Gundy’s Coronation Postponed
Last night, LeBron James and the Cavaliers postponed Stan Van Gundy's march to NBA superstardom by beating the Orlando Magic 112-102. Van Gundy's Magic still lead the best of seven series three-to-two and have ...
“Hitler Underwear” Removed to Reveal British Clothing Retailer’s Giant Pussy
Next, England's third largest clothing retailer, recently recalled one of its new underwear designs after one person complained about an image that resembled Hitler.Apparently, for the complaining consumer simp...
Tony Bennett, Kristin Davis and _Heeb_
Tonight in New York City, 15 time Grammy winner Tony Bennett, Sex in the City's Kristin Davis and America's favorite epithetically-titled magazine join forces hoping to raise over $1,000,000 for St. Jude Child...
