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Our old intern was great with excuses, but his impaired immune system kept him from ever coming to work (he was absent 40 percent of the time).Matt, Good news is we hope you feel better soon. Bad news is you're...

Last month, James Franco caught flack for dropping out as commencement speaker for UCLA's graduating class. In order to make amends, the Milk star released a video this week claiming that in fact it was becaus...

The Greatest Law and Order: SVU related comment comes from Blackgirlzrule on Dlisted's "Christopher Meloni's Double Barrel Gun Show" "I remember reading somewhere that he wears sleeveless shirts ...

In a recent speech, Al Gore compared the fight against global warming to the World War II battle against the Nazis.I think Gore is blowing up his battle so he has a reason to get as fat as Nazi-nemesis Winston ...

We've just begun work on Heeb's Future Issue, so naturally there's been a lot of alien talk in the office. But how I did not know about the alien species of Orit Fox, the Israeli actress, model, and generally f...

Hey, you know what's an awesome idea? Taking a pretty decent movie and making a crappy kid's show out of it. Wait. No. That's a freaking awful idea. Well, that's exactly what ABC Family has done. Apparently it ...

Lately, I've been noticing that talking shit about Sacha Baron Cohen is becoming a new trend: The Hollywood Reporter claims that Cohen can't get his accent straight. He keeps changing "from an unconvincing...

The Chai Comment of the Day comes from Hotstepper on Gothamist's post, "$500,000 Worth of "Tobacco Pipes" Seized in Jersey City""buzz kill. i will be smokin' out of an apple until they ...

Rabbi Shmuley Boteach wasn't invited to today's memorial circus, so there was no chance that the masses of mourners huddled around Facebook would hear Shmuley's wise words. Faced with the possibility of missing...

Jerry Lewis is taking The Nutty Professor back from Eddie Murphy's clutches. Following in the footsteps of fellow altercocker Mel Brooks, the 83-year-old Lewis is turning his movie into a Broadway musical. Le...

Zina Saunders: "Alaskan Roulette" (The Daily What)The Greatest Don't Touch My Drugs Comment comes from Nancy W. Kappes, Paralegal on The Bloggess"ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! AAAAUUUGGGGHHH! THEY WILL HAVE TO PRY ...

by Mary Ann Patton Walking down the hall to take the elevator up the 12 stories gave me a little time to think: Should I sleep with C-list celebrity Dustin Diamond, better known as Screech Powers from Saved by ...