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The Final Solution German Chocolate Cake

July 6, 2009

Inspired by Black Forest cake, this version of the chocolate and cherry creation ratchets up the intensity with a cocoa-logged filling, espresso and a crown of sugar shards. Execute with thoroughness and precision. Like the Germans would.

If Hitler Hears MJ’s “Heal the World” One More Time He’s Going to Puke His Fucking Mustache Off

July 5, 2009

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(Watch The Video After The Jump) Oliver Hirschbiegel's Oscar nominated film, Downfall, has a new round of subtitles giving Hitler something fresh to freak out about. Instead of Superbowl results, a live action ...

Spoiler Alert!

Liz

July 5, 2009

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Tarantino has done grindhouse, kung fu and French New Wave—now he's taking on the war movie, and you'll never guess who his first casualty is.

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July 5, 2009

21 · The Germany issue, Archives

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Bar Refaeli Writhes Around On A Bed Nude, Maybe Shows Boob

July 3, 2009

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(Watch it After The Jump) I was as excited as a pedophile in a playground when I found out about the naked Bar Refaeli video circulating the Internet. However, the buzz wore off quickly as I realized that this...

Introducing Boaz Yakin’s (Latest) Transgressive Jewish Film

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July 3, 2009

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Given our proper Midwestern upbringing, Jewdar hates to be ungrateful. So, we'd like to begin by thanking Boaz Yakin and everybody associated with Boaz Yakin for the invitation to a screening of his new Holocau...

Daily Links and Comment Superlatives From Across The Web

Liz

July 2, 2009

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The Most Sane Comment comes from bloodclot on Street Carnage's post, "My Girlfriend Fucked a Hockey Team (Part 3)." "love is the second dumbest reason to do something, right after religion.&...

The Jewkbox Presents: The Coathangers

July 2, 2009

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Coming from the same neck of the woods as the Black Lips and Deerhunter, The Coathangers have a penchant for playing dirt-stained garage rock. The all-girl band also shares some of the weird jerky sensibilities...

Did _Heeb_ Promo Video Inspire DIY Circumcision?

July 2, 2009

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After trimming his toes nails, a British man decided to keep on clipping and set to work on his foreskin. What made him snip his schmeckle? Was he self-conscious after the boys in the locker room teased him ab...

Ricky Gervais Takes on Hitler

July 2, 2009

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In anticipation of Ricky Gervais' new film, The Invention of Lying, starring Jonah Hill, Jennifer Garner, and Rob Lowe, we thought it was time to revisit our favorite sketch by the ex-Office star. In the clip...

Read, Then Shower

jewdar

July 2, 2009

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Jewdar's Woman of Valor Award (which is saying something, seeing as how we are writing this from the Land of Israel, replete as it is with female Jewish soldiers, policewomen, and the ghost of Golda Meir) goes ...

A Hasidic Cop’s Adventures on The L Train With a Hipster and a Puking Pug

Heeb

July 2, 2009

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What do you get when you cross a Hasidic cop, Williamsburg hipster and a puking pug on the L train? A mess, that's what.The barfing bitch's owner, Chrissie Brodigan, swears she was manhandled, verbally assaulte...