Hipsters love them some pasty, not-traditionally-attractive man-boys—but just as they can elevate said man-boys to indie darling status, they can also drop them faster than a used-up Parliament. Yeah, hipsters ...

In a sure sign of the coming apocalypse, Jesus has returned Israel...Jesus Luz, that is--Madonna's 22-year-old Brazilian plaything. Supposedly, the two are in Tel Aviv on the final leg of Madonna's world tour....

(We're really not sure who the fuck Red Buttons is, only that he died three years ago and a young Dreidel Hustler became a huge fan after seeing the old fart in The Poseidon Adventure, starring oppositeErnest B...

Text by Stefanos ChenWondering what Heeb's Germany Issue release party (taking place tonight at Union Pool in Brooklyn) will be like? Well, this list of our four favorite Nazi exploitation films should give you...

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Originally whipped up by Roseanne Barr for her photoshoot and interview in Heeb's Germany Issue, the "Domestic Goddess Hitler's Burnt Jew Cookies" were talked about on Extra, The View and The O'Reilly Factor. T...

Hey, guess what downtrodden people of America--there's a bright side to the recession. At least according to super pretty starlet, Natalie Portman, who is totally qualified to comment on such things because she...

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I was so worried that Megan Hauserman would never be a trophy wife once her VH1 reality show, Megan Wants a Millionaire, was canceled after contestant, Ryan Jenkins, murdered his ex-wife. However, it looks like...