SXSW Recap, the Recappiest
With all due respect to my colleague Yasha, as a seven-year SXSW veteran, I know how to cram in as many bands as possible in a four day period. And so a week after the Southern rock insanity, as I reminisce ove...
Re-inking Jewish Law
My peeps over at Needles and Sins posted an extremely interesting interview between writer Craig Dershowitz and Orthodox Rabbi Henry Harris. Whether or not this is really "The Definitive Guide to Jewish Th...
_Heeb_ Storytelling Returns to New York on April 29
Heeb Magazine's critically-acclaimed (by our parents) storytelling series returns to Joe's Pub in New York City on Wednesday, April 29 at 7 p.m. Enjoy seven-minute Jewish tales from actor Nathan Phillips, comed...
Is That a Shankbone in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
King of Swing Larry Levenson is dead and Plato's Retreat is long gone (you still can see a documentary about those days of swinging Jew sex), but there are still plenty of sick-and-twisted semites getting freak...
Peeping Awful
As a child, I was always kind of jealous of Christian kids. Why? Well, for Easter, Christian children get to eat candy and hunt for eggs. What do we get for Passover? Big crackers and horseradish. Yeah, we get ...
The King James Bible
Sometimes something comes along which is just so freakishly crazy that even we couldn't come up with it. Case in point--that NBA superstart LeBron James, when asked by Time Magazine who whom he would tap for t...
Elliott Gould: The Heeb Interview
By Linda Burnett What seem like eons before Seth Rogen found himself and his head of curly hair on the cover of Playboy, Elliott Gould was gracing the cover of Time and being touted as a new kind of sex symbo...
Penn + Carrey + Del Toro = Larry + Curly + Moe?
Sean Penn, Jim Carrey and Benicio Del Toro may be appearing as the Three Stooges in an upcoming Farrelly Brothers pic. Variety reports that MGM has signed Penn to play Larry, with negotiations under way for Car...
_Heeb_ SXSW Recap
For those of you who didn't make it down to hipster spring break at SXSW and didn't get to sample the Austin Tex-Mex, 80 degree weather, and of course, the 1,000 bands that took over the city for five days, the...
It’s the Loneliest Number Since the Number One
It turns out that a Queens construction worker made some money off of Bernie Madoff—he scored $1,500 from the New York State Lottery by gambling on the money manager's prison numbers: 61727-054. That got me thi...
_Heeb_ Hundred Exhibit in Jackson Hole
Our Heeb Hundred Portrait Exhibition traveled to the Lyndsay McCandless Gallery in Jackson Hole, Wyoming (yes, Wyoming!) this month. According to our Biz Director Adam (the guy in the video with the Jew-fro), ...
Sixty-Foot Penis Invades the Berkshires
Every once in a while, humanity sneaks up and treats me to a warm, fuzzy hug, and I deem the world to be in a good place. That's how I felt when I was sent a link to this image - a 60-foot penis that an 18-year...
