The Bell Won’t Save You This Time
In "this frightening clip":http://www.10zenmonkeys.com/2007/05/20/dustin-diamond-celebrity-fit-club/ (via _10zenmonkeys.com_) from this week's edition of VH1's _Celebrity Fit Club_ Harvey Walden treats Dustin ...
Me and You and Miranda July
Today, on "_LAWeekly.com_,":http://www.laweekly.com/art+books/wls/miranda-julys-childlike-unchildlike-art/16402/ Miranda July discusses her new book "_No One Belongs Here More Than You_.":http://www.amazon.com/...
Lizzy Caplan: The _Heeb_ Interview
by Malina Saval
CBS will announce it's fall lineup tomorrow and we've got our fingers crossed that "_The Class_,":http://www.cbs.com/primetime/the_class/about.shtml starring Lizzy Caplan, will be picked up. ...
What We Can Learn From Akon
By now, you've heard about Verizon Wireless pulling its sponsorship from the Gwen Stefani tour because her opening act, Akon, simulated some truly nasty dirty dancing on stage with a Trinidadian girl in front o...
Read It and Eat
From abalone to zwieback, we tasted every food on the entire planet and came up with a list of the only 50 that really matter.
Miss America Flip-Flops
I've long wondered what it is that the reigning Miss America does once her bouquet of roses wilts and the other contestants have gone home to their trailers and burger-flipping boyfriends. I always kind of pic...
Creepshow
The NRA is accused of using anti-Semitic imagery in its "portrayal of New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg as an octopus.":http://wcbstv.com/local/local_story_108175220.html Even though the eight-tentacled sea...
_Heeb_ at SXSW (The Hangover)
Woke up in bed with "JDub":http://www.jdubrecords.org/ Director of Marketing, Elliot Fox (a perfect gentleman). Managed to stagger out to the street and find a cab to the "Kerbey Lane Café ":http://www.kerbeyl...
College Editor of the Year
_Heeb_ College Editor (and former intern) Joshua Lachter has come a long way since he was our "trained monkey at _Heeb_ Storytelling.":http://heebish.com/photos/view/134 Back then, we didn't trust him to escort...
In a Different Light
The night Eric first fell in love he was caught jerking off at his Hebrew school teacher's house.
Chairman of the Broads
You wouldn't guess from the looks of him, but Ross Jeffries is a skirt-chasing shaman who presides over a vast Speed Seduction empire.
