}

Oh god, what did Donald Trump say about the Jews this time?

If you haven’t heard, there’s been a whole bunch of scary shit happening to Jewish communities across the U.S. lately: Bomb threats at schools, cemeteries ransacked, bad stuff all around. 

Thankfully, our esteemed commander in chief—who totally loves the jews because he’s got a Jewish grandkid so all that stuff about how much actual Nazis loving him is total bullshit OKAY GUYS????is on the case. And, from the looks of it, he’s got a pretty good idea who’s to blame for this rash of nationwide anti-semitism. 

The Jews. 

Oh yes, when asked about these latest attacks, President Donald Trump reportedly speculated that, “sometimes it’s the reverse,” designed to make “other people” (um, who, exactly?) look bad.

Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool. Cool. 

What do you think?

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