Driving back from Santa Monica on Sunday, I went down a side street and saw a large crowd of people pointing towards the sky so I pulled over to investigate.
A crazy naked guy who had climbed to the top of a chuch had apparently rubbed the cross in his feces to protest religion. Sadly, the man did not make good on his promise to jump from the top of the church.
I managed to get my camera out in time to catch his dismount and surrender to the authorities. If you look closely at the video, you can see the remnants of his crap.