Print out our map and begin complaining about the spots we can’t be forgiven for leaving out.
<i>Content: Heeb Staff; Design: Robert McKee</i>
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20 comments
Landor
Aug 3, 2010
Love the map, but please republish as a PNG for full clarity.
Linda Gelman
Aug 3, 2010
Bronx Science (Bedford Pk. Blvd.)- where the smart Jewish kids went before the Asians got smarter
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Aug 3, 2010
[...] funny Jewish-themed subway map [Heeb via [...]
JD
Aug 3, 2010
And no mention of Crown Heights? What the hell? Also, there should be more mention of the Lower East Side, since there were/are about a million little Jewish shops there (it’s where my grandfather bought supplies for his tailoring business…)
ward
Aug 3, 2010
now what?
mobius
Aug 3, 2010
Apparently you guys have never heard of Washington Heights, Riverdale, Kew Gardens or Crown Heights. NYC knowledge FAIL. Here’s a far more accurate map of NYC’s Jewish communities:
http://is.gd/e0T1o
Homegirl
Aug 3, 2010
that photoshop intern you’re looking for… you know you can never replace me
TAH
Aug 3, 2010
Great concept, poor execution. There are about a 100 missing jokes.
Gigi
Aug 3, 2010
When you refer to “some female relative,” do you mean she went to Hunter College, or Hunter College High School? If the latter, then your arrow is misdirected; since the 1970s, the once all-female high school (Elana Kagan’s alma mater, and my own) is at 94th and Park, not on the campus of the college.
Ellis Simon
Aug 3, 2010
You should have included the stop on the #1 train at 137th Street/City College
“You’re uncle Morty went to college here – for free.”
kevin
Aug 3, 2010
forgot south williamsburg too
Williamsburger
Aug 4, 2010
Is everyone at Heeb like, over fifty?
seattle snow
Aug 4, 2010
lol, this made my night
katie
Aug 4, 2010
kew gardens – locally known as “Jew” Gardens
moxie
Aug 4, 2010
what happened to Queens?
Racy JC
Aug 4, 2010
Aye Gevalt how could you have left out the upper west side! JC
JEWJEWBEE
Aug 5, 2010
I think this map was made by a gentile.
Shtetlesque
Aug 29, 2010
Fail. See above comments.
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Anto Golem
Mar 17, 2011
Vat about Katz’s Deli? The best Corned Beef eva!