Mia Khalifa – The Lebanese Porn Star We Love (For, Uh, Strictly Geopolitical Reasons)

Mia-Khalifa

Fundamentalist extremism makes Mia Khalifa sad.

Jewdar has both long celebrated Jewish female pulchritude, and called for warm relations with our Ishmaelite cousins. Thus, when the virtual transom dumps in Jewdar’s lap news of good looking Arab girls gone wild, we are inclined to give them the coveted “Jewdar Seal of Approval.” Some years back, it was Miss USA, Rima Fakih. Now, continuing to make a fairly compelling case that whatever one’s feelings regarding US immigration policies from the Muslim world in general, some exceptions should perhaps be made for Lebanon, is porn princess Mia Khalifa.

Of course, things being what they are, Mia’s ascension to the top of Pornhub’s rankings has rankled some of her co-regionists. So – in the spirit of the Jewish community embracing that which violent religious extremists reject – Jewdar wishes Mia nothing but the best… although we would like to know what position she takes on BDSM. (That is what they call the “Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions Movement,”  isn’t it?)

What do you think?

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The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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  1. David Clark

    I’ve just seen a couple of her vids including the talked about hijab clip on pornhub and http://theporndude.com/. Seeing the current situation in europe with the IS attacks, I have to say it’s a dumb move. I assume, the porn movie was captured, before the ISIS attacks had occured.

    It only takes one muslim to go ‘on a hunt’, just like with the charlie hebdo cartoons. Mia may not be fearsome now, but she’ll never feel totally safe again, since she made that muslim vid. Less severe ‘crimes’ have already costed the lives of several muslim girls and we’re talking about doing sex vids here + wearing typical hijab clothes in them.

    Pornhub shouldn’t have released the tape, but they’re just monetizing on the attention around it. Hope she won’t end up beheaded, because of this vid sooner or later.

    Amazing body on that woman though :D

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