There are different kinds of disappointment; There’s disappointment over a missed promotion at work, disappointment at discovering your attractive hookup is gefilte (that is “cold, and slimy”) in the sack, disappointment over a sub-par pastrami sandwich… The list goes on and on.
There is nothing, however, that compares with the disappointment one feels upon watching an episode of “College Jeopardy”. Instead of Jeopardy’s typically neuron-stimulating trivia, viewers are forced to settle for asinine attempts at “hip” questions lobbed at overeager contestants who clearly spent more time working at getting on television than actually, you know, learning things. Watching can be a soul crushing experience – Perhaps never more so than during last night’s final Jeopardy round.
Take a look
That faint buzzing you hear is the sound of Steven Spielberg screaming at his TV, all the way from Hollywood.