Turns out “Martha Stewart”:http://www.marthastewart.com/portal/site/mslo/menuitem.76d5d3769e1fc1611e3bf410b5900aa0/?vgnextoid=c479cf380e1dd010VgnVCM1000005b09a00aRCRD&xsc=rm+goo+Brand+martha$stewart is a big fan of “racial profiling.”:http://www.weeklydig.com/news_opinions/articles/dog_accused_of_racial_profiling “Page Six”:http://www.nypost.com/seven/06082007/gossip/pagesix/martha_drivers_mystery_bust_pagesix_.htm reports that her driver was arrested by the NYPD under mysterious circumstances. The lovely Martha proceeded to scream at her assistant: “How could you do this to me? He was Egyptian! What do I pay you people for?” I’m sure there’s some Egyptian cotton joke in there some where, but I’ll leave it to you to dig it out.
Fun Cheryl Hines Factoid: In real life, Cheryl (who is married to another wonderful Goy) was married by a reconstructionist rabbi. The affair was written up in In Style Wedding magazine and featured on Entertainment Tonight. The rabbi is an old friend of
I love Cheryl Hines — she’s perfect in that role, although it strains credulity why she would put up with Larry, who, if there’s no do-do to step in, will feverishly search the streets to find some.
Like Cheryl, I’m a goy (not bragging), and like Cher
Kids can be thoughtlessly cruel, Grog. I declare you are maybe a prick but not a schmuck. You are free of the slander as far as I’m concerned.
Will you accept payment in the form of another nickname? Your new nickname is ‘MenchDougall’ . A mench is a goo
Thanks, cjay. I feel good about that monicker: ‘MenchDougall’; it fairly rolls off the tongue. Why didn’t I think of that? You might be comforted to know that although I am no longer (officially?) a schmuck, I insist on remaining a prick. Love yo
As a certified (certifiable?) goy, I have a lingering question that goes back many years in my life. I know what a shiksa is. But: is there a word for the MALE version of a shiksa? Anyone in the Heeb community with an answer to that one?
I think it’s sheygetz or something like that.
agree. I think it is ‘shaigitz.’
Thanks a lot to Puck and iconic. Jeez, with names like ‘sheygetz’ and/or ‘shaigitz’ I’m not surprised they haven’t been popularized. And clear the track, here come Super-Goy, the crusading social psychologist with a backpack full of conspiracy theories
Sorry Kinderlech (kids); I believe the correct term we’re looking for is Shaigitz. Nothing accidental about it. Unlike our cut-and-dry English, the meaning of Yiddish words and euphemisms depends on how it is said, and not necessarily what is said. My
Wild and unruly Jewish boys…hot :P
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I have always admired your point of view mate. I am really glad to be a part of your blog. I feel like a dorm room bedding right now and your blog is the hotel suite :)
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