Israel Literally Wiped Off Map

Passengers flying to Israel on England’s BMI Airlines were recently alarmed to find that that the land of milk and honey had disappeared from the in-flight map. Of course, BMI has a perfectly reasonable explanation for the oversight (they had not yet reprogrammed the entertainment systems on planes acquired from a bankrupt Islamic charter company), but there was no way that was going to stop Israelis from enjoying their righteous indignation. “Either the Jewish state appears on the maps or BMI disappears from its skies,” said some overreacting Israeli government douche of the oversight.

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  1. jewdar
    jewdar

    I don’t know which would trouble me more, midflight. Discovering that the maps didn’t have israel, or discovering that my plane was acquired from a bankrupt Islamic charter company.

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