Here’s A Charmingly Obscene Rap About Hanukkah Gelt

You know, for people in a constant state of readiness to ring the alarm on anything that might be even remotely construed as stereotyping, you’d think Jews would be a little less cavalier when it comes to conditioning their kids to go gaga for gold coins. Don’t get me wrong, I love gelt as much as the next guy, but c’mon… it’s not exactly doing us any favors in the avarice department.

Still, if you insist on celebrating all that makes gelt wonderful, you could do worse than this foul-mouthed ode to the shiny stuff, from the folks over at Adult Swim‘s Robot Chicken: 

+1 for being the first rap in history to mention Willy Wonka and Ice-T’s dick in consecutive verses.

What do you think?

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